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i want to snog him

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:08:38 -0400

i want to snog him

illouzzion: (F) flourine (U) uranium (C) carbon (K) potassium...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:52:26 -0400

(F) flourine (U) uranium (C) carbon (K) potassium (Bi) bismuth (Tc) technetium (He) helium (S) sulfur (Ge) germanium (Tm) thulium (O) oxygen (Ne) neon (Y) yttrium

Lol

omg yes brilliant bloody brilliant

thatfunnyblog: “you’re not hungry you’re just bored” Funny Stuff you like? lol ahahaha

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:45:11 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

“you’re not hungry you’re just bored”

Funny Stuff you like?

lol ahahaha

lol ahahah yes!!!

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:34:53 -0400

lol ahahah yes!!!

let me get a piece of that!

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:32:37 -0400

let me get a piece of that!

well hello gorgeous!

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:29:49 -0400

well hello gorgeous!

timothydelaghetto: thefrogman: [video] [h/t: dpaf] LMAO...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 17:41:21 -0400

timothydelaghetto:

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: dpaf]

LMAO YESSSSSSSS

lol ahaha she is like ahhhhhh HELL NAH, GET THE HELL OFF OF ME FOOL!!

Photo

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:44:01 -0400

thatfunnyblog: 7-11 bring your own cup day (: if these girls...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:41:37 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

7-11 bring your own cup day (:

if these girls were fat, people would be up in arms about the “obesity epidemic” and how unhealthy they are

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

let a black person do this. It would have been “ghetto” and “ratcher” and “lol niggers and they chicken”

Funny Stuff you like?

lol you know what i give them props that is a beautiful and amazingly delicious idea. these girls are my heroes!!!!!

tyleroakley: My mouth is trembling. omg!!!!

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:31:21 -0400

tyleroakley:

My mouth is trembling.

omg!!!!

jointeamfreewill: Neil Patrick Harris’ family this is it...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:30:26 -0400

jointeamfreewill:

Neil Patrick Harris’ family

this is it guys. these people can’t get married. please tell me why te fuck not

ahahaha sooooooo cute!!!!

kingsleyyy: x as an asian, i think this is hilarious LMFAO

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:28:14 -0400

kingsleyyy:

x

as an asian, i think this is hilarious LMFAO

This breakfast is so hip and cool this is terrifying...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:27:01 -0400

This breakfast is so hip and cool

this is terrifying dennys

omg yessssss

tina! omg as i live and breathe! work that thing gurl!!!!

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 21:34:08 -0400

tina! omg as i live and breathe! work that thing gurl!!!!

lol omg lmfao

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 21:31:29 -0400

lol omg lmfao

tyleroakley: pineappledean: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite character pulling...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 21:29:19 -0400

tyleroakley:

pineappledean:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character pulling you against them from behind and whispering “You’re mine” in your ear

lol :D

tyleroakley: “An Interview with 85 Year Old Best Friends” lol...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 21:02:46 -0400

tyleroakley:

“An Interview with 85 Year Old Best Friends”

lol ahahaha

maxolines: sassy-spoon: nerdbird: Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 17:12:17 -0400

maxolines:

sassy-spoon:

nerdbird:

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

lol

yummmm

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 17:08:10 -0400

yummmm

"1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go..."

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 19:55:42 -0400

“1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.”

- Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness (via pigmenting)